| Children do annoying things.... |
[Feb. 12th, 2009|06:03 pm] |
Why is this? Last night, I went to bed at a reasonable time. Fell asleep, then woke up when my wife was climbing out of bed to yell at the oldest. he'd woken up at 2:30 and decided that it was time for everybody to be up.
What possessess a child to do something like this?
It's 2:30, it's sleepy time!
Then he argued it with her for a few minutes, and I ended up having to go yell at him when he thought he could sneak out of bed (In a house with floors that creak a great deal) and close our bedroom door. That way we wouldn't notice them having the TV on.
My wife didn't get to sleep till 4, and I didn't get back to sleep till 3.
Highly annoying. |
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| Too true, it's what I would have called myself |
[Jan. 8th, 2009|02:15 pm] |
You Are 56% Cynical
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Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.
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| Yeah me! |
[Jan. 8th, 2009|02:12 pm] |
Your Word is "Fearless"
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You see life as your one chance to experience everything, and you just go for it!
You believe the biggest risk is being afraid and missing out on something amazing.
Sometimes your fearlessness means you're daring. You enjoy risky activities.
And sometimes your fearlessness means you're courageous. You're brave enough to do the right thing, even when it's scary.
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| Cleaning cocks |
[Dec. 28th, 2008|11:31 am] |
So there we are, after a scrumptious breakfast, and my wife says: 'Anyone who's doesn't want to clean needs to leave the kitchen.'
My daughter immediately runs off. And I pressed up close to my wife. Who answered my physical presence with: 'I don't need my cock cleaned.'
Fruedian slip?
Or is there something I was missing?
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| Here I am again |
[Oct. 12th, 2008|04:19 pm] |
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Things are much the same here. Not a whole lot changes. I went home for a bit of a vacation with the wife and bastar-, erm, I mean, kids. Obviously I went to the faire and what not. It was nice to go home, but I had to come back for a four day vacation from my vacation. lol You get to rushing about and filling up all your time being busy trying to do nice things on the vacation, so by the time you get back, you're worn out and need a breather. The kids are being kids, destructive, etc. The wife is still going slowly insane and the Navy is still paying the bills.
Anyone who wants to see Ren Faire pics, give me a buzz.
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| Penis envy |
[Sep. 26th, 2008|03:04 pm] |
Why do boys seem to always have this? At any age, penis envy thrives.
My oldest boy is showing sure signs of it. He has, recently, noticed that his younger brother has a bigger penis then he does. My nine year old has penis envy of his five year old brother.
How sad. Yet, delightfully entertaining!::giggles::
According to the infalliable Piggy, the oldest brat's favorite appendage to play with has not changed size since he was born. Where as the middle one's unnoticed equipment, thus far, has grown apace.
::snickers:: |
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| A few things about men and women.... |
[Aug. 29th, 2008|06:24 pm] |
http://www.hartfelt.net/fun/humor/humor7.html Especially the last one!
So what is it about men and women? They both say the same exact words, but both sides get an entirely different understanding out of the sentence?::shakes his head::
When men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - she changes it more often!
Women and cats will do exactly at they please, men and dogs should just relax and get used to it.
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
- One mood, ALL the damn time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Instructions for using drive up ATM machine
Male Instructions:
Pull up to ATM
Insert card
Enter PIN
Take cash, card and receipt
Drive away
Female Instructions:
Pull up to ATM
Back up and pull forward to get closer
Shut off engine
Put keys in purse
Get out of car because you're too far from machine
Hunt for card in purse
Insert card
Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
Enter PIN
Study instructions.
Hit "cancel"
Re-enter correct PIN
Check balance
Look for envelope
Look in purse for pen
Make out deposit slip
Endorse checks
Make deposit
Study instructions
Make cash withdrawal
Get in car
Check makeup
Look for keys
Start car
Check makeup
Start pulling away
Stop
Back to machine
Get out of car
Take card and receipt
Get back in car
Put card in wallet
Put receipt in checkbook
Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
Check makeup
Put car in reverse
Put car in drive
Drive away from machine
Drive 3 miles
Release parking brake
Moods of a WomanAn angel in truth, a demon in fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction. She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. She can be sour as vinegar or sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk; You'll fancy she's this, but you'll find she's that.
For she'll play like a kitten and bite like a cat. In the morning she will, in the evening she won't,
And if you're expecting she does, then she don't. At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad. Moods Of A ManHorny
Hungry
Sleepy
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| Flat shoes... |
[Aug. 2nd, 2008|04:40 pm] |
I was doin' so good today. I got shot about five times at paintball, and killed about four or five others in six games. I felt so good when I left the site where we played. And then I got a flat, on the highway.
Major bummer!
It took me about half an hour to change the tire, then another twenty minutes to limp on down the road to a station that could change my tire. I had a nice long line of traffic behind.::evil laugh::
There I was doing 45-50 in a 70!::giggles::
So fifty dollars later, my poor car has a single new shoe. Probably time for the other three to be replaced as well.... |
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| Bone headed moves |
[Aug. 2nd, 2008|08:01 am] |
So yesterday, I got off of work at around 10, and came back to my barracks room. After puttering about till 2-ish, I was feeling a bit tired. Usually I go bowling on Fridays, so I figured I'd take a small nap. Two hours or so, you know?
Well there I was, waking up at 10:30! I got about seven hours down! Silly me. So I ended up staying up till almost 4am to try and fall asleep again.
Fotunately I got about four hours sleep before I got up today. Today I get to go shoot a bunch of people. Entertainment for me! Let's hear it for paintball. |
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| Days go by |
[Jul. 28th, 2008|01:40 pm] |
Another weekend has passed and little of note has occured. I enjoyed my usual bowling on Friday and Saturday. Saturday I had some added company, for a change. It was nice to bowl with some one, especially after spending the last year and change bowling alone on base. One of the students of Master Moses, the Tae Kwon Do instructor on base, came over to bowl with me. She brought her mom, and two friends. It was a realaxing evening.
Sunday I lazed about. And today I spent the morning blowing things up. Always an enjoyable start to the week. I wonder what the rest of the week holds? |
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| Hmm.... |
[Jul. 24th, 2008|10:59 am] |
You Belong in 1971
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Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
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| I got tagged |
[Jul. 20th, 2008|03:21 am] |
Tagged!Tag...you're it! I've just been tagged by Piggy (http://journals.aol.com/mommynwifegal/Itsjustmeandthem/) I've never been tagged online before so this should be interesting.
Here are the rules:
1. Link back to the person who tagged you.
2. Post these rules to your Blog.
3. Share 6 unimportant things about yourself.
4. Tag people at the end of your entry.
Six unimportant things about me:
1. I'm a book-aholic. I've got more then a thousand books. I'm running out of bookshelf space. Check that, I'm entirely out, actually.
2. I play online way too much
3. I'm horrible about updating my online journal.
4. I'm addicted to RP. However I can get it. A habit that's probably bad for me.
5. Work doesn't do much to occupy me.
6. I'm lazy.
I choose to tag......
Hrmm, no one to tag. |
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| Le Sigh |
[Jul. 14th, 2008|06:30 am] |
I'm back from vacation now. Always a bit depressing. It was a good time though. I was really busy almost the entire time I was home. We did have two very nice days of time to relax while my mother watched the kids.
We got back from the family vacation early because Michelle wasn't feling good, but we were still pretty busy. I took the two oldest kids to a baseball game at the local Red's feeder team, the Florence Freedom. The game started out wet, with a thirty minute rain delay. Eventually they got started and had one and three quarters innings down before it began pouring down rain again.
They called the game after another half hour rain delay. But during the rain delay, we watched the interns for the ball park dance on top of the dug outs in the rain, and watched baseball players slide across the field tarp. It was Milk and Cookies day at the park, so the place was jammed with kids. The kids were dancing in the rain too though, having a lot of fun.
So over all, it was a good trip to the park, despite not seeing the whole game. We went to a couple of functions my wife had planned on attending with her various groups, so we ended up eating out a lot, but I don't think anyone minded.
And now, here I am, back in GA> |
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| Catching up some |
[Jul. 8th, 2008|05:43 pm] |
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Ah, the freedom to travel....
I've managed to wrangle some time off from work., and fled for the hills. The rolling hills of Kentucky, to be precise. Back to visit my family and enjoy a few weeks of time with them. We've been to VA to see my mother, and we had planned to stay an extra day, but the wife got sick.
I made the drive back for her, and we've been to the doctor who has scheduled several tests and arranged for a medication. We're waiting to see the diagnosises, but none of them are particularly pretty. The best we can hope for is a slow loss of hearing, it seems. Hopefully she'll be alright with the medication though, for now.
This week is a week to relax. I've got a few honey do projects left, but nothing major. We've managed to get the TV fixed, damned repair man wanted a fortune. The color wheel broke, a $90 part, but another 200 in labor. The bastards. And then they tried to charge me for a new bulb when I didn't need it. Theiving bastards!
But the kids have TV again, and the wife and I can lounge tonight and watch movies. I've got a new entertainment center to set up, because the old one died. And I've got to finish figuring out the bedroom's entertainment center, which is also on the fritz. Damned electronics. On the plus side, I have fixed the network around the house. I've set up a 'new' computer for my wife, with a web cam on it, so she can see me down in GA while we're apart. The new router is working properly. Jacob now has a computer in his room as well, complete with parental controls.
::cackles::He can't do anything on that computer without permission. It's amazing how good these controls are. Even the wife approves of them.
I've cleaned up two computers, and I've got one left to go. Once that's done, the computer issues should be resolved. My office has been re-arranged to support the wife moving into it with her sewing equipment, and getting her out of the dining room. The bedroom is re-arranged to look much nicer. Now just need to clean up the mess generated during cleaning! |
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